Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, March 21, 2011

SUPERHERO WEEK: WHAT SPIDERMAN DOES OVER THE WEEKEND!

SPIDERMAN OH SPIDERMAN WHERE ARE YOU..?  Spider-Man is a fictional Marvel Comics superhero. The character was created by writer-editor Stan Lee and writer-artist Steve Ditko. Lee and Ditko conceived of the character as an orphan being raised by his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, and as a teenager, having to deal with the normal struggles of adolescence in addition to those of a costumed crime fighter.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

SUPERHERO WEEK: WHY SUPERMAN IS A WHITE-MAN!...

From the best chronology of CHRISTOPHER REEVES to BRANDON ROUTH, Superman remains as AMERICAN BEST SUPERHERO but there some stigma attached to them? Some people said they are born superhero  my friend says they should not look for skin colors as a choice for a Superman as the real superman really did a good job, helping people in all races. Ermmm.. my friend got the point there. Now I started to think why Superman only for the White skin man? ...

From the beginning of the Superhero creation, Superman was labelled as the hero of the White not Black or Asian. This is one of the reason why Japanese looked for their own superhero, ULTRAMAN!..In Malaysia we chose CicakMan or Keluang Man....No matter how old the cowboy CLINT EASTWOOD, AMERICAN still chose him as Superman!. Hey.. Wait something missing here...

Friday, March 18, 2011

THE REAL DEAL BETWEEN PREDATOR AND ALIENS


Anybody know the real secret of why PREDATOR working so hard looking for ALIEN?.. iF YOU DONT KNOW I LET YOU KNOW TODAY. Get ready with the most embarrassing and hot scandals ever made known to public... Nobody really know that behind the scene of Predator Movies, he actually had a wife called PREDATRESS.. He loved her so much until one fine day, PREDATRESS got pregnancy..Predator was so happy to receive the news that he gonna get a baby and become a FATHER.. 

He took care of PREDATRESS so much to make sure that his baby are safe and delivered on time. Its took him over 5 years waiting for a baby, so this time he will not take any STUPID moves as what he had done before.. Went hunting for ALIENS and YET all those ALIENS got away without even single traces until today. Some of the ALIENS he killed had cursed him to death but HE did not believe it.

Predatress suffered a pregancy illness for 12 months before being able to deliver baby. As this is her first time giving birth to her own childs, such experience and suffering will give her a lifetime memories. Predatress is a very sexy wife of Predator. Even Alien also liked her very much although they are not from the same species. Except the fact that her face is uglier than any human butt, Predatress is a loyal wife. That is why Predator really loves her..

The moment of truth then arrived. Predatress safely delivered a BABY BOY. Predator felt so happy but   after looking and staring at  the baby for a few moment , he went out from delivery ward red faced filled with anger . Nobody knows why he behaved like that until Part Two Predator vs Alien released. But yet still nobody could unleash the riddles between the two species. Not even me as a researcher of this chronicles at first seems not even understand the real battle between the two until I saw a photo of PREDATOR'S first child. .. Maybe somebody will understand why PREDATOR hates Alien so much. Is it really a CURSE or there was a secret relation between predatress and alien?.. I try not to guess to AVOID BEING SUED BY EITHER PREDATOR OR ALIEN.. I chose not to fight both sides at one time but sometime somehow I need to explore further to find the best explanation and to know what was actually happened..

News on angry predator then spread widely and received overwhelming response from the public. At that moment aliens just enjoy great moment watching BASEBALL GAMES at NEW YORK YANKEE'S STADIUM and made dont know about the news. For them, it is only a curse. That is all about!. What made ALIEN FELT THAT ITS THEIR DESCENDANT CURSE ON PREDATOR,,  THE COST PREDATOR WOULD BEAR FOR KILLING MANY OF ALIEN KINDS!!!!..

Predator eventually caught face to face with ALIEN and they fought for their own lives on the field. All audience could not do anything except becoming part of the battle and MADE SOME BETTING. Everybody get hurt as the result of the fights. Alien suggested to Predator to take another way to settle their disputes without hurting anybody, human or alien!..

At last both of them mutually agreed with the solution.Those who win will make a public apology and accept all the consequences , to admit the mistake that they have done from past decades and to end all hatreds and agreed to accept MIXED MARRIAGE as mentioned in 1Malaysia Spirit. The loser also swear not to fight against each other and flirting with other species wives. 

After due consideration and long thought, both ALIEN AND PREDATOR AGREED TO SETTLE THEIR DISPUTE BY........ 


Friday, February 11, 2011

1:11PM ... CERITA ZAMAN DULU-DULU

Masa aku sekolah menengah dulu, di SMB St Joseph, Kuching aku memang orang kata level aku ni level budak baik punya. Muka nerd semacam je . Dah badan kurus macam batang pinang.. Kalau buat muka seposen memang orang tak sangka yang aku ni ada pegang watak penjahat dalam kehidupan remaja ku dulu.. Salah satu perkara yang aku buat masa remaja dulu ialah menyabung/melaga ayam.. Menyabung ayam tak ada dalam budaya Melayu ni beb.Terpengaruh punya hal... Disebabkan adik aku si JOHN pada masa tu pun sama kaki sabung ayam so aku joinlah sekaki... Apa lagi mintak ler anak ayam sabung dari arwah atuk aku.. (Tapi atuk aku tak sabung ayam, dia cuma bela ayam je..)

Masa tu, aku masih lagi di tingkatan 1, sekolah sesi petang. So pagi-pagi aku pergi ke reban ayam kat belakang rumah, ikat kaki ayam bagi dia makan rumput.. Asyik makan dedak boring jugak ayam tu nanti.. Ayam jantan pertama ku berbangsa (jenis) Filipina tapi kalau disebut Ayam Filipina gerenti kena gelak punya. Aku bela sampai besar. So biasanya orang panggil Ayam Filipina ni Ayam Pilipin pasal asalnya dari Filipina. Ayam ni berwarma merah berkilat. Cantik, Ekornya panjang macam kipas.. Kalau lawan dengan ayam tempatan gerenti boleh menagn punya pasal gerakannya laju dan terbang tinggi manakala ayam tempatan main silat je lebih tapi tak kuat..Macam kat gambar kat bawah ni haaa..
Thanks to ManCekak.blogspot.com
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